The official printed archive of Palace Skateboards' online product descriptions

Since their arrival online, the Palace product descriptions have built a cult following. Full of wit, pathos, social commentary, and unabashed opinion, the descriptions eschew practical details; instead, a hoodie is explained with 'Eat some vegetables, your skin looks bare grey marl'; a T-shirt is '100% Boris you twat'.

At once jokey toilet book and earnest coffee-table opus, this funny and hone ...